During a very informative but otherwise pretty dry 7 a.m. session on hepatitis this morning, presenter Anna Lok made a couple of quite funny comments. But her early morning audience was far too groggy to react. So, in the hopes that her jokes will get the response that they deserve, here is a selection of them:
On what level is of alcohol consumption is appropriately moderate: "It varies. It's less than however much the doctor drinks."
An imaginary conversation between the immune system of someone born with hepatitis and the virus itself: "Hey, you've been in my body for a long time. Are you my friend?"
On how some adults contract the Hepatitis B: "If you were silly and had a one night stand with someone..."