We go to a lot of medical conferences, and have noticed that some folks like to snazz up their session titles. The effort is valiant, but at times, overreaching. As such, we thought it apt to institute an occasional feature called "Ill-Advised Session Titles." Please feel free to submit your own from any conferences you attend.
IM '08 turns out to have a small selection. We found two:
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome: What's hot and what's not"
"Sailing out of the doldrums towards effectiveness and meaning"
Let us know if we missed any...